(Source: introvertcat, via theinsultingdetective)

dvdp:

120602sorry for the reduced post-frequency and each unanswered mail..I had emotionally the most turbulent weeks of the last 5 years. now I could die..

120602
sorry for the reduced post-frequency and each unanswered mail..
I had emotionally the most turbulent weeks of the last 5 years. now I could die..

Is it right that Scott Walker made the largest cuts to public education in Wisconsin history while giving $2.3 billion in tax breaks to big corporations over the next 10 years?

Is it right that Scott Walker buddies up with billionaires while Wisconsin families suffer the worst record of job loss in the country?

Is it right that Scott Walker needs a criminal defense fund worth more than the average Wisconsin worker makes in a year, but does not think we deserve to know the truth about why he needs it?

Mahlon Mitchell asks three questions every Wisconsin voter should consider. (via wisconsinforward)

(via playtheviolin)

The 6 Biggest Fears of People Who Are Bad With Kids

sonatie:

6. people who don’t think “non-baby” people exist

5. people who think you are a robot or a baby hater

4. not knowing what to say about babies

3. potential land-mine phrases (i.e. misidentifying gender of baby)

2. holding the baby looks like a comedy routine

1. not knowing what to say to babies

this is my life.

(Source: youjustinspiredme, via thinkof-me)

ihateallyourgods:

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.

-Jon Stewart

(via religiousragings)

artninja-mcrockviking:

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

(via sonatie)

iamyourgraverobber:

littlefairydelonge:

Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.

Please tell me, Elizabeth, how does one exactly suck a fuck?

(Source: youjustinspiredme, via smiling-z0mbies)

gehbiahblue:

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

(via sonatie)

medicalschool:

A graphical representation of the Electrical conduction system of the heart showing the Sinoatrial node, Atrioventricular node, Bundle of His, Purkinje fibers, and Bachmann’s bundle.

Leonardo da Vinci’s anatomical studies

(Source: free-parking, via playtheviolin)

(Source: stuckonsecondstreet, via songofthelark)

My name is Emma. I've been called loud, quiet, annoying, surprisingly vulgar, geeky, funny, and a grammar nazi. I love playing the violin, reading and obsessing over fandoms. I love LOTR, Sherlock Holmes, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Being Human (US).

I love politics to the point of it becoming an obsession.

Don't be shy to bother me.